Best

Um, I am not sure how to quantify this but people asked for it so I'll make some categories and then wing it

Highest Traffic:

Security Theater
As of posting almost half the hits on my site.  Not sure why it is so popular.

Cooking with Omegle
Really random recipes of "fast easy" food collected from around the world via chats randomly assigned by a computer.

Peter Pan
I realize I never really turned into a "grown-up" and that I have more fun for it.

Grown Up Grown Ups
Most adults in fact never grew out of being children.

Living Hawiian
Oh the wonders of frozen food, and of scavenging.

Less popular but I'm proud of:

Eric
Story of my childhood best friend and her imaginary hero.

Leash
Relationships come with prices

Real
Lessons from an Alzheimer's patient and Ken Kesey

And All I have Failed to Do
Good people sometimes don't try to stop bad things

Who are the Kids?
The story behind my first contract with the feds
Worth a laugh

Childhood Dreams
Not everybody dreams of being an astronaut I guess.

Maximum Milage
Social dynamics of airplanes

Engineer Logic
Extrapolating data trends for the fail

Bounty Hunters
They're back, and very nerdy

Lipstick
Physics makes it better